so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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