I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
