Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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