I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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