Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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