If that was your dad, he is hot
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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