i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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