What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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