gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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