if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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