Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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