You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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