I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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