with your own penis?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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