it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the night ended with taco bell and tears
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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