Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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