Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So vagazzling was a success
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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