i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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