so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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