dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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