my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
