We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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