Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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