i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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