idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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