you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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