Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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