What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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