come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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