You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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