i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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