I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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