Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Randomize
