I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
