You're completely useless in the revolution.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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