Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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