Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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