I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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