it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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