If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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