imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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