I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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