She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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