u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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