Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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