I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Randomize
