is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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