So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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