i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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