its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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