It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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