YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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