would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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